Monday, July 12

Maniacal Monocle

Spectacles are sexy.  Do you have a pair?  I'm jealous.

Decent vision has its setbacks. No specs for these sapphires.  I don't want to hear your "fake eye glasses" argument.  It's not the same. You know it, I know it, and the optometrist will think I'm a tool for buying prescription-free frames.
Not to mention my abnormally large head.

Frames don't fit my face.  And by frames, I mean Ray Bans. 

So, wear your glasses with pride, and know that I will be admiring them.  Especially if they hold an RB logo. Wayfarer style.

2 comments:

deany said...

i have always wanted glasses. always. i have 20/20 vision.

Anonymous said...

I know you don't like the converse logo on glasses, but really I thought those looked hot on you! Just sayin..